Pre-Medicated Shenanigans aka PMS

The thing about PMS is that it stirs up all those emotions safely submerged under the weight of common sense and rationale. These emotions can sometimes be so overwhelming that they put an otherwise sane female in insane and potentially life threatening situations.

PMS eradicates all sense of shame and throws pride under the bus, making this is a very delicate period-- ahh-- phase in the feminine life cycle. It is the cause of much ridicule, commercial time and medication. I would not be surprised to find that Eve was in a PMS choke hold when the serpent struck.  

With PMS EVERYTHING is augmented. Suspicion becomes paranoia, indecision becomes schizophrenia, forgetting becomes dementia, sadness becomes depression, and rejection becomes emotional trauma. For up to fourteen days, life is a sequence of interpersonal maladjustments.

But PMS does more than lead to random acts of hormonal violence. It is also a very powerful part of the feminine process. At this point every month we truly FEEL our unadulterated, uncontrolled and uncensored raw emotions. I mean, we feel so powerfully we need to self medicate.

I forget where I was going with this....shit! Dementia.